Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.

Beta: “Hello Maan, Ek Gud News Hai”
Maan: “Kya Hua?”

Beta: “Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye”
Maan Ne Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Pucha: “Ladka Hua Ya Ladki?”
Beta: “Nahi Maan, Aapki Bahu Ne Dusri Shadi Karli“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views

A man ordered a dish in a restaurant

A man ordered a dish in a restaurant and was surprised to see the quantity of food to be half of what it was the previous day.

He called the waiter and asked why the quantity is nearly half.

Waiter asked: where did you sit yesterday?

The man was shocked and angry at the question but said, it has nothing to do with my question, but anyway, i sat beside the window.

Waiter: That makes sense. We always serve more food at the seats beside the windows. It gets us good publicity :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Great health

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher to Student:

Teacher to Student: Agar main tumhari maa hoti to main tujhe 2 din mein sudhaar deti ...

Student: Madam main hune ja ke apne Bapu nu dasda ki teri Lottery lag gi oye......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan and lady doctor

Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay?

Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho..

Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho?

Pathan: "LADY DOCTOR"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Three Ants Find An Elephant

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"

Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"

3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)