Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.

Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.

Beta: “Hello Maan, Ek Gud News Hai”
Maan: “Kya Hua?”

Beta: “Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye”
Maan Ne Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Pucha: “Ladka Hua Ya Ladki?”
Beta: “Nahi Maan, Aapki Bahu Ne Dusri Shadi Karli“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 986 views
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