Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
:-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 1204 views

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ...:P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
.
Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Sardar omelet banane

Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Funny Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

"New Exam Song"
.
Tu paper paper karti hai
Tu result se kion darti hai
Ek bar mujhe batla de tu
Tu cheating kion nahi karti hai
Kia hota hai paper mai
Paper ka laga don dhair
Mai parish kardon paperon ki
Ju tu ho jaye mairi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher 2 GOLU

Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.

GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.

Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)