Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
:-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 1174 views

Do u know y boys go 2 college???

Do u know y boys go 2 college?????????becoz it says..... C-come , O-on , L-lets , L-love , E-each , G-girl , E-equally.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A cat was Very Sad Bcoz He did

A cat was Very Sad Bcoz He did not Have any Girl Friends

One day He saw a beautiful Lady cat

He went and said 2 her

"MEOW"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!)

i will die

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What Problem

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ :-)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)