Bechari Kaise Udti?
Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Aur Pankh Todkar Bola: “Udd Udd Udd Ja!”
Makkhi Nahi Uddi!
Santa Ne Fir 5 6 Baar Usko Udne Ko Bola, Par Wo Nahi Udi
Santa Ye Dekh Khush Hote Hue
Sath Bethe Santa Ko Bola
“Dekha, Isse Prove Hua Ki
Makkhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Bahri Ho Jati Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 803 views
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