Bechari Kaise Udti?

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Aur Pankh Todkar Bola: “Udd Udd Udd Ja!”

Makkhi Nahi Uddi!
Santa Ne Fir 5 6 Baar Usko Udne Ko Bola, Par Wo Nahi Udi
Santa Ye Dekh Khush Hote Hue

Sath Bethe Santa Ko Bola
“Dekha, Isse Prove Hua Ki
Makkhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Bahri Ho Jati Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

A COUPLE BEFORE

A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …

After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …

And

A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”

Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”

Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”

Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
My Mobile No Has Changed

Santa Bought A New Mobile
He Send Msg To Every 1 From His Cell:
My Mobile No Has Changed
Earlier It Was Nokia 1110
Now It Is Nokia 6600

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam tha sar par aur

Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhna chor diya...

Wah Wah..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor diya..
.
.
.
CID KA ACP tha toilet me..

Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..:p :O :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
a guy went to a resturant ,

a guy went to a resturant , he wanted to see the menue but he foget what it is called;
he asked waiter,
" Syllabous to lana zara"

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
ladka paida hua

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua
hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri
hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Fire brigade

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
.
Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kutta punch Q hilata hai

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
what is the extreme limit

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Stude well my child

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook