# Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1232 views

Sardar

Sardar Jokes In Hindi - Funny-jokes
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1

Sardar Kuri:

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par sigi oh NAJOMI !!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Facebook Status Difference

Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Awwwww.. Muah..

May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
You Went Without Me?

Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.

You Must Be Tired Na Honey?

Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?

Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Manager ne aanewale se poocha

manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)