James Bond buys a pan
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 481 views
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