Extraordinary Student

Extraordinary Student

Teacher: “Do you know Avogadro’s Number” ??
Student: “Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki” ??
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Teacher: “Ladka”
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Student: “Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 838 views
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