Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandark saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.HAHAHAHA
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