Masjid Ke Liye Chanda
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Ho Rahi Thi,
1 Admi Ne Khare Ho K Kaha:
Mai Bulb Lagwa Dun Ga
Dosra:
Mai Pankha Lagwa Dun Ga
Pathan Josh Me:
Hum Cable Lagwa De Ga..
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
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