LONDE BAAZ
Beta: Abbu School Main Aik Bacha Mujhe “LONDE BAAZ” Bolta Ha.
Baap: Sar Phaar Day Salay Ka.
Beta: Nai Abbu.
Bara Chikna Bacha Ha. :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 993 views
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