pathan's wife
Pathan's Wife: Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon, Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay?
Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 826 views
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