3 dost picnic pe gaye
3 dost picnic pe gaye, Phuchne k baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye.
Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega.
Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.
2 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya. 4 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya.
Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gye..
Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha: Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga!!!!! :P Xd
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1162 views
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