Shadi Ki Itni Jaldi Kyu Hai?
Pathan Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aayi Aur Vo Uske Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya
Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: “Humari Beti To Abhi Padh Rahi Hai.”
Pathan: “Ji, To Koi Baat Nahi Main Ek Ghante Ke Baad Aa Jaunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1393 views
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