I dont make jokes.

I just watch the

gove
ment

and

report the facts.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 899 views

Jaag rha hun

Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi I.
Banta: Q?
Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna
Dekhta Raha Ki Main
Jaag Raha Hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The Unconcerned Widow

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A management student hugged a girl..

A management student hugged a girl..

girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.

*girl slapped the boy*

Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer’s feed back!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sahab Ki Biwi Aur Bhikhari

Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..

are oh sahab ji..

mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..

Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..

abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..

Bikhari Bola

mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zook-e-Muhabat

Ab TeRe sMs Me Wo Zook-e-Muhabat Nahi Rahi
Dost
LaGta He Tere Sath Bhi Koi Bachi Set HoGai,
(',')/ Bachi K
/).) Chakkar Me
Bhai Ko Bhol Gya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)