Kashti Chali
KiNaRa chhor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tor dia
Tu Aj tak nhi Sudhra

Jahan Dekhi DIWAR
( '.')
( ) , - - .
L L
Wahin fuwara chhor dia,

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 454 views

Pathan cha gya

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Funny

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Santa: sir pyar oh hai jehda tusi apni beti naal karde ho.

Teacher: te ishq?

Santa: jehda me tuhadi beti naal karda haan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two friends were walking but

Total Disaster:-)

Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped..

1St Freind: Ooh my god!! my girl friend and my wife are coming together..

Second Friend: Damn!!! Mine tooo it :-))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police kyu Pakda?

Santa ko police kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)