Girl: Ur Name..??
.
Boy: Black Lion..
.
Girl: Are you joking..??
.
Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
.
Girl: soft Underwear..
.
Boy: Are you joking..??
.
Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 822 views

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
.
.
Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne
laga..

Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
.
.
.
(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
.
.
.
Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He

Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se Kehta He: Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya

Nurse(Sharmakar):
Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ne bank se car li

Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar:
naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar:
bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar:
abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:

jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?

Zakhmi LARKI

(Ghussay Se) :

Gee Nahi

Wo Reengta

howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’

Or,

Nihayat Adab Se

Pyaar Se

Or,

Sharma kr

Bola

Baji !!! THAAA !!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)