Husband: Janu ek kiss kar lu

Husband: Janu ek kiss kar lu..??

Wife: nahi..

Husband: Saree la dunga..

Wife: Bilkul nahi..

Husband: Jwellery la dunga..

Wife: Ek bar bola na, nahi,,

Pass mei soya hua Beta bola: "Meri le lo,, Cycle la dena":D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?

Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki.

Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola.

Taxi Driver: “Lo Sahab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Use Paise De Diye.

Dusra Bola Thank You, Par Teesre Ne Ek Thapad Maar Diya.

Driver Dar Gaya, Socha Ye Pathaan To Sayana Nikla Samajh Gaya.

Teesra Pathan Bola: “Saale Araam Se Chalaya Kar, Itne Jhatke Kyu Marwaye Tune Aaj?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
chup karo khana khatay

Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Funny

A Funny Test

Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
.
.
.
.
.
Ans. Mickey Mouse.

2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
.
.
.
.
.
If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Funny Sharma was filling

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: YES

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Reporter ne aik zakhmi se pocha

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira....
"kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas
aaya aur pyar se bola

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport

Once Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport. As There Was A Huge Rush,
The Security Guard Told Laloo:
“WAIT PLEASE”,

For Which Laloo Replied:
“85 Kgs” And Moved On…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Columbians Run Away

Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab?

Because... The computer said, “You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’

” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Sard Fizaaa

Ijazat

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook