Husband: Janu ek kiss kar lu
Husband: Janu ek kiss kar lu..??
Wife: nahi..
Husband: Saree la dunga..
Wife: Bilkul nahi..
Husband: Jwellery la dunga..
Wife: Ek bar bola na, nahi,,
Pass mei soya hua Beta bola: "Meri le lo,, Cycle la dena":D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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Olivia.
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His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
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Santa Shouting 2 His GF :
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Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
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Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
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Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN
Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larka dost sy :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine.
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai :P Ooh shit ;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)