Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1049 views
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Shetano key school ki attendance.

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Zakoota
Yes Sir

Darakoola
Yes Sir

Iblees
Yes Sir

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Zardari

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