Jaan Mai tumhe
Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 808 views
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