Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views

Akbar kaun tha?

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.

Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa

Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.

Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehly soch badlo pher pak badle ga

Girl:me next month 18 ki ho jaungi

boy:pher do gi?

Girl:kiaa


boy: vote p.t.i ko do gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

How I Met Your Mother: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)