1 Road pr koi mar Gya tha
1 Road pr koi mar Gya tha.
Rush lagne ki waja se 1 sardar ko Dekhne Ka Moqa
Na Mila to
sardar bola
HAT JAO YE MERA BAAP He
lash larki ki thi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2608 views
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