Salesman:Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Salesman:Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar :Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega
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