Masterji: Active Se Passive Mein

Masterji: Active Se Passive Mein Convert Karo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Ghoomte Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai

Naman: Sunsan Jagh Par Hue Hadse Hi Baccho Ko Janam Dete Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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Mehsoos karo,
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Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
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Sardar Had A Baby

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Sardar: Bilkul Meri Jesi Ankhyn Hyn “Choti Choti”

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye

Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye ...

aik orat jiski omer 62 saal hai ...har baar ki tarah is baar bhi ghar say bhaag gaye hai ...

maa ka naam WAPDA hai ...aur baap ka KESC batati hai ...

uska naam ghalti say bijli rakh dia gaya hai ...

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Sardarji calls Air India

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bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.

Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.
Larki walay:
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mirza Ghalib

Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,

Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,

Wah,Wah.


Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

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MURGA TO MURGI. . I love u jaan.

MURGA TO MURGI.
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main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
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MURGI:
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=

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Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: 'o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daal suppose ki hai

Sardar g khali palate me roti duba duba k kha rahe the

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Sardar:me mathematician hun ,me ne daal suppose ki huwi hai.

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