Larki Totay Se: Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Larki Totay Se:
Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Tota:
Awara Lagtee Ho

Larki:
Tota Badtameez Hay
Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga?
Tota :
Nahi

Larki Totay Se:
Agar Mere Ghar Per Mere Sath Ek Admi Ay To Tum Kya Socho Ge

Tota:
Tumahra Shohar Hoga

Larki:
Agar 2 Admi Ho To

Tota:
Tumhara Shohar And Devar

Larki:
Agar 3 Ho

Tota:
Shohar Devar And Bhai

Larki:
Agar Ho To?

Tota:
Pani Lay Aao Mene Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha
K
Awara Hai

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