Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 787 views

Aprail fool kbi manaya

Dost:april fool manaya
sardar:han
dost:kis k sath
sardar:bivi k sath
dost:kaise
sardar:hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jb wo pareshan howi hum ne bola april fool.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye

Pathan Ka Bacha Khushi Khushi Bhagta Hua Aaya..

Pathan: Kiya Hua.??

Bacha: Baba Aaj Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye..

Pathan: Wo Kese.??

Bacha: Mere Ek Daant Me Dard Tha,
Me Wo Nikalwany Dentist K Pass Gaya,
Us Ny Kaha: "Meri Fees 500 Rupay Hai,
Tum Chahy Ek Daant Nikalwao Ya Sary.."
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Phir Baba Me Ne Rs.500 Me
Saary Daant Nikalwa Diye.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Daku Bank Lutne Gye

Daku Bank Lutne Gye
Gun Ghr Me Bhul Gye
Fir B Bank Lut Lia
...
Kese
Bank Manager SANTA Tha, Bola-
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Chor,Police se chupta hua

1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tuti Qabr me lait gya.Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha ke shayed log Mayat par Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Fatta fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di. Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan:

“Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti daalo is par to Azaab shuru ho gaya ha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein Ek Seat Par Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Bohat Minnate Ki Magar Woh Na Mana Aur Bola: “Khan Ka Zuban Ek Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nahi Badlega”

Ek Shakhs Ye Sab Dekh Raha Thha Vo Pathan Ke Pass Gaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Bola To Pathan Forn Uthkar Agli Seat Par Beth Gaya

Log Hairan Ho Gaye Aur Uss Shakhs Se Pucha Ke Tumne Ussey Kya Kaha Jo Woh Maan Gaya.

Admi Ne Kaha: “Simple Mene Puchha, Khan Sahab Aap Kahaan Jaoge?”

To Pathan Ne Bataya: “Dubai”

To Maine Kaha: “Dubai Ki Seet Agli Hai, Yeh To Australia Ki Seat Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)