Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai
Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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