Hamara Bhi Aik Joray Bana Do
Khaan Sahib Ko Kisi Ne Btaya
K JORAY Asmanon Per Bantay Hain
KHAN SAHIB Bohat Khush Hoye
Foran Bazar Gaiye
Ik Bohat Hi Barhya Sa KAPRA Liya
Wapis Aiye
Or Asmaan Ko Dekh Ker Bolay
Hamara Bhi Aik Joray Bana Do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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