Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
.
... .
.
.
.
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare Mamu ghoomen ge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 955 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Aik admi hotel manager se

Aik admi hotel manager se: yeh tolya bohat ganda hai, hath saaf karne ke kabil nahin…,

manager: aap bhi ajeeb admi hain subah se 100 laog hath saaf kar chukkay hain aur kisi ne shakayet nahin ki

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar k ghar chor aagya

Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
important law

Law professor:
“Which is the most important law of finance
for starting a new business?”

student:
“father in law”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A drunk guy took a cat home

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Door ka saga bhai

Teacher;ye bacha tmhara kia lagta hai.

Sardar;ye mera door ka saga bhai hai.

Techer;wo kaise

Sardar;is k aur mere darmayan me 6 behan bhai hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise

Girlfriend: Jaan mujay aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho…

Boyfrirend: Kamini Behaya I love you,
Muj se shadi kar k meri zindagi tabah kar de zaleel aurat…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I AM A VERY FATHER

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Devdas at beer bar

Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Main school nahi jawongi

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
.
DADI: Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Stude well my child

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook