Paoun ke oper paoun

Ek pathan ka Bus mein ek Larki k paon k oopar
paon aa gaya,
Pathan: I'm sorry.
Girl: Andhey ho kya ?
Ek Handsome boy ka b paon Larki k paon k oopar
aa gaya,
Larka: I'm sorry.
Larki: It's ok, No problem
Pathan: (Ghussey mein) Q humara SORRY ka
spellings galat tha kya ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 952 views
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