Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha

Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1284 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Sardar

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi Sardar 250
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,


Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?


Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Meaning Of WIFE

Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean- With Idiot For Ever.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: 5 mark

Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?

Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche

SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha








Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ham Kya Mar Gaye The?

Ek Murgi Ne Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li, Shadi Ke Baad Ek Murge Ne Murgi Se Kaha,
Murga: “Ham Kya Mar Gaye The Jo Tune Ek Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li? ”
Murgi Mayusi Se Boli: “Shadi To Main Tumse Hi Karna Chahti Thi, Par Pita Ji Ki Jidd Thi Ki Ladka Airforce Mein Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Admi:”Lage raho,

Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga”. :D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi

Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye

Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student


Father: Beta result ka kia howa?
Son: Dad 1 Good News hay owr 1 Bad News
Father: Good News batawo
Son: Mai pass hogia hon
Father: Excellent, ab Bad News batawo
Son: Good News galat hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Apne aare doston ko bhol gay..

A Punjabi couple

Sardar rishta mangne gaya

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi

Ladka Bhola Tha Ya Bevkoof?

Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfri..

Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gay..

Chandni chaand se hoti hai

very funny jokes in hindi

Sardar’s son came back home

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook