Punjabi Dieting Plan

Punjabi Dieting Plan

7:30am : 1 bread, half boiledegg

10am : 1 cup green Tea

12pm : half cup boiled chanay

1pm : 1 banana

5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar

7pm : 1 cup skim milk

9pm : Green Tea

10:00pm : Johnnie Walker

11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer,Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate
Cake, Gulab Jamun..
..
Dieting di maaa di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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