Lalu to rabri
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar
kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne
eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke
ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2366 views
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