Santa after a long tour says: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.

Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views

beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

A donkey kicked

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy

Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.

He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said

"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ye hath mujhay day do thakur

Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Santa Car ki Battery change

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

2 students raat mai parhty howy

1st: what's the time?

2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara

1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)