Santa after a long tour says

Santa after a long tour says: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.

Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

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When i try to hug the most sexiest person in the universe, my nose hits to the mirror...:-( :-P

mummy meri najar utaro yar...:-D
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