Banta dairy likh raha tha
Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 563 views
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Ye ni aata
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Oh teri!!!! ye b ni aata..! :-D
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"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
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Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye" .
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Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di? Meri gas
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhna chor diya...
Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor diya..
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CID KA ACP tha toilet me..
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..:p :O :D
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