Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 802 views

A little girl had just....

A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me
talk!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

next week daily Masjid Jayen ge

.BV: Is Week Hm Roz Cinema Jayen ge Us k next Week Roz Shoping K Liye Jayen ge
Hsbnd: Or Us k next week daily Masjid Jayen ge
BV: Q?
Hsbnd: Bheek mangne..

by lescol (few years ago!)

Blonde's computer brokedown

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya

Ek bar ik dirty sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu: Mein tujhe shraap deta hu.

Dirty Sharabi: Ruko, mein glassi le ke atta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

A Funny Test

Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.

2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)