Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu
Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko
jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa
karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 828 views
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