3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi
3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi,
Ek Ne GANA Sunaya,
Baqi Do GIR GAEEN!
Socho Q?
Aur Socho
Ans:
Q K Baqi Do Ne….
TALYAAN Bajain
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