Gulab ka ped
Santa- yaar tum jamun k ped k neeche
Gulab ka ped kyu
laga rahe ho?
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Banta- is liye ki
Dono ped milkar hame
GULAAB JAAMUN
Denge.!!! :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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