1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai
1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai.
6 din tak maltay nhi bikay or sukh kar chotay ho gaye.
satwen din sardar malton ko pani lagatay huay bola
Oye! nai vikna tay na viko par hosh te karo
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