Santa pi kr Scoter pe

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,

SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views
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Faida... ;->

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Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!
Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
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1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho

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Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000

total : Rs 775,000

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RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
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total: 670

dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge

khamoshi ka bycot.....

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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

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Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqtghar pe bombphenk dia kare ga.

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