Galib BANK Lutne gaye
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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