yaar I Notice a very

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta: Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

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this Question was asked from
Meera 2 translate it in urdu
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Wo Bachay de rahi hai :-D :-P

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