Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views

Pathan

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathano Ko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aati

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Ek Haweli Ke Aage Se Gujar Raha Thha,
To Usse Uss Haweli Ke Bahar Ek

Pathan Mila, Ussne Usse Kaha.
Ladka: “Mene Suna Hai Iss Haveli Mein Jin Bhoot Aur Aatmya Rehti Hai”

Pathan: “Rahti Hongi, Mujhe To Khud Mare Hue 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hai”

Moral: Pathano Ko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai

Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-
Doosre Se Batate Hai.
Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba
Lete Hai”
Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar
Khate Hai”
Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga
Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hotahai?

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota
hai?
.
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke
numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO
ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)