Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2250 views

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay

Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay

Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

meri dictionary main

Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.

Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathano Ka Area Hay

Husband 2 Wife:
Parda Karlo Aagey Sindhiyon Ka Area Hai Thori Dair K Baad

Wife 2 Husband: Ab Tum Parda Karlo Aagey Pathano Ka Area Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,

Teacher : me jis janwar ka naam lu,
tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....

Teacher :- Dog?

Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?

Student :- Meow

Tcher- : Lion?

Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
.
Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D

Student : ooo teri :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Santa Ka Polutry Farm Tha, Par Kuch Time Se Usko Business Mein Loss Chal Raha Tha.

Ek Din Vo Hath Mein Bandook Pakad Ke Sari Murgiyo Ko Ikatha Karke Bola

Santa: “Kal Agar Tum Sab Murgiyo Ne Do Do Ande Na Diye To, Main Tum Sabko Goli Se Uda Dunga”

Agle Din Usne Dekha Ki Sab Murgiyo Ne Do-Do Ande Diye Hai, Par Ek Ne Sirf Ek Hi Anda Diya Hai”

Santa Ne Bandook Uski Taraf Kari Aur Bola: “Bata Sirf Tune Hi Ek Anda Kyu Diya Hai”

Murgi Mari Si Awaj Mein Boli: “Sir Ye Ek Anda Bhi Maine Aapke Dar Ki Wahaj Se Diya Hai, Warna Main To Murga Hun“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)