Bhikhari’s True Love
Bhikhari: 50 Rs. dedo sahab girlfriend ko phone
karna hai….
Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se:
Dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend se kitna pyar
karta hai…. “True Love”
Bhikhari: Nahi nahi sahab, usse pyar karne ke baad
hee main bhikaari bana hoon…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 771 views
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