Pathan piolat

Pathan:hum bara ho k pailot bane ga.
Maan:hum ko kaise pata chale ga k ye mere baite ka jahaz hai?
Pathan:bahut sochne k baad kaha hum jate howe ghar par bomb paink dia kare ga

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