Load Shedding K Fawaaid

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Doctor: Ahista bolo

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2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SHABBIR TO DEKHY GA

Ab to larkian rat main b make-up kr k soti hain

FARAZ

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Koi dekhy na dekhy SHABBIR TO DEKHY GA..!

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Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Tarasta hai dil teri sada k lye
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