Malika Saree Centre
Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1083 views
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