Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad
Arz Hai… Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad,
Kyuki
Hamari Apni Gali Mein Hi Setting Ho Gayi Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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“THE" :D ;) =P
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