Sardar and Captain

Captain: Naujawanon Come Forward

Sardarji Does Not Move

Captain: You Did Not Move Forward, Why?

Sardarji: Oji You Said 9 Jawanon, I Was The 10th In Line!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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