jahaz main kafi log
Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the
achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira,
jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik
nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal
aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &
Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao,
ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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