Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!
Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?
Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views
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